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so true, yet, no-one is going to read it!


The Nice Guy Curse



read, think, pass on! :D



This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last,
that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and
bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is
dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but
restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors
and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing
room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly
reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the
appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of
support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back
attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a
girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.


This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends
back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the
guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy
male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but
give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game
where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend
material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice
guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice
guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.



This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone,
and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly
dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you
thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all
ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the
best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in Halo2 to rant about a rumor
that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive
person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had
nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped
her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for
that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was
nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you
knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you,
justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re
just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm
body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.



The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps
more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they
should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what
I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends
at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is
that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim
they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen,
they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or
“he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up
with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most
frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to
lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their
too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks.
Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure
out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice
guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But
one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon
doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that
train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking
them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier,
finding the ones that are single.



So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice
guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described
as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your
patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your
party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile.
For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the
situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my
acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this
society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.


Repost if you're a nice guy or...
a female that does appreciate the nice guys.





THINGS GUYS WANT GIRLS TO KNOW

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guy’s heart is through his stomach..... And maybe.... oh never mind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
31. And last but not least: If your fighting a guy and your winning no matter how much you say it HE is still letting you win!




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2009-09-18 [Sound Junky]: i cant quote them i never seen them all yet

2009-09-18 [The Green Bastard]: they're just jail dummies. If you have broadband you can go to www.isohunt.com and download every episode of Trailer Park Boys, the earlier seasons are funny. Theres one where they sneak into a Rush concert.

2009-09-18 [Sound Junky]: yeah that was fucked but helarious

2009-09-18 [The Green Bastard]: "I'm not kidnapping you i'm just borrowing you for a second"

2009-09-18 [Sound Junky]: hey gtg i got work at 4 it's pay day tomorrow

2009-09-18 [DeeJay™]: on your bike, son. you're not welcome 'round here.

2009-10-31 [Chriss]: If you don't wanna be the "nice guy", then quit being a bitch an man up.

2009-10-31 [DeeJay™]: yeah yeah... you wouldnt dare say that to my face.

2009-10-31 [Chriss]: Haha, tuff huh?
I'm all around better than you.
Fuck off fat boy.

2009-10-31 [DeeJay™]: no, just not pathetic like you, trying to stir internet shit, pretending to be something i'm not :]
it's cool though, i get it; you're just trying to mask your insecurities with an outwards show of aggression to make you feel like you mean something. fact is, you dont. you're nothing. and until you drop that attitude, you never will be.
now fuck off.

2009-10-31 [Chriss]: Haha, wow. See this is what happens when you sucked on your mom's tit for to long.
Now this is how it goes, I call em' as I see em'.
I'm 1000 % sure i'm no where near to being insecure.
Yea, I am aggresive, but thats why I get mine.
And thats why your a fat loser tryin to be some kind of Dr.Phil.

2009-10-31 [DeeJay™]: :]
like i said, i dont need to pretend to be something i'm not. i dont have to pretend to be 'aggressive' online to make me feel like a big man. i dont have to go around kicking up a fuss on other people's wikis, calling people names, trying to start something, and just generally being a bit of a muppet. fact is, this 'aggression' you speak of would soon disappear if we were face-to-face.
now really, i'm bored of you. i was bored of your hollow threats and childish insults last time, and it's not changed. you actually think you're getting to me, calling me names? or pretending you're something, when everyone else can see you're not? wake up.

2009-10-31 [Chriss]: Haha, you think your so tuff.
Talkin about beatin ass when you live in that gay as place Uk.
Your a bitch.
I was stating that, as long as epeople aren't "bitches" then go get what you want.
Because if you want a girl you have to be aggresive to get her.
And if your not, then you just don't want it bad enough.
Stuiped ass fat muthafucker.

2009-10-31 [DeeJay™]: lol, you're funny. you call me a "Stuiped ass fat muthafucker.", just as you forget how to spell... xD
if you look closely, i'm not talking about beating ass. i'm talking about you losing your balls if we were face-to-face. you wouldnt dream of saying half the things you do anywhere BUT online, mr 'aggressive' <img:mood-gif.gif>
and believe me, i dont need to take "dating" tips off you (although, where the hell you learnt that "technique" is a mystery.. do you even TALK to your victims? or just drag 'em back to your cave..?); i've had more than my fair share, i just dont need to boast about it to make myself feel big. it's called 'discretion' - learn it. use it.

2009-11-01 [Chellie Bear]: ok i know i really don't belong here since i'm a girl this was on my friends page and decided to see what it was and started to read the recent comments and I would like to point out the fact that DJ is right and you don't have to be aggressive to get a girl in fact a lot of girls don't like aggressive guys and again i'm sorry but i felt it wouldn't be right to see a fight on a wiki about 'nice guys' so yeah

2009-11-01 [DeeJay™]: haha, girls are welcome too! :D
but you're practically wasting your breath on him :p
and you're right, so we shall shush and talk about nice things instead ^-^

2009-11-01 [Chriss]: Haha, see Dj is what I would call a pushover. And he tries to scare people by insulting their inteligence. By the fact is, thats all he can do. He has nothing else going for him. Hes ugly, fat, and he likes to hit on under age girls.
Wow, why don't you grow a pair dj and man up to bitches your on age.
Yea I know some things about this fat sack of shit.
Asking minors for nudes.
What now bitch, how smart are you know?
I bet chelsea didnt know this.

2009-11-02 [DeeJay™]: "how smart are you know?"...
actually, it's called 'not being a jerk'. you need to learn that, too :]
lol, and you should also go check your idea of 'underage' before you start saying things like that; people might get the wrong idea. but it's cool, you will try every technique you can to put me down, or shame my name. you're still only shaming yourself, though :]

p.s. you've now left me with no choice but to ban you from commenting on my wikis. you're no longer welcome to comment on this or any other. consider this your one and only warning; any further comments from you WILL be reported to the Guards.

2009-11-02 [Chriss]: Well lets see, under age means younger than 18.
And quit bein a bitch you fat pussy.
Ima' report you to the guards, who gives a fuck you cock suckin fat loser ass bitch.
Fuck you your mom, you dad, and every mutha fuckin pussy bitch that knows and likes your ulgy tryin to be all cool on the internet ass.
See you aint got shit on no one you fat fuck up.

2009-11-02 [Chriss]: Swallow these words bitch.

2009-11-02 [Chellie Bear]: dude instead of talking people down how about you get your grammar checked and your spelling checked also it would be wise to probably put this conversation in a private message so that only you two can see it rather then fill up someones wiki with this and anyone can see it plus other people don't have to get involved trying to stop it or prove something and then it just gets to the point where its like "why the hell did this even start anyways" so i think you should just drop the subject and get over the differences cause it isnt helping anyone like Monty Python says always look on the bright side of life and it should be added on always look at the positive side of people and ignore the flaws

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